We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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