i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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