It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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