You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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