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(508): View more from Massachusetts

so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear

(401): View more from Rhode Island

...this stays between you and me

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(909): View more from California

I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.

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(925): View more from California

I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows

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(206): View more from Washington

After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.

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(512): View more from Texas

At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits

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(519): View more from Ontario

Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"

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