what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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