It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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