I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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