just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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