If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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