Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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