Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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