The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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