college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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