Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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