he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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