i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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