See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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