I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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