I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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