i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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