I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
