In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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