Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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