Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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