When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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