hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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