Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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