I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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