I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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