Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I am naked and annoyed.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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