Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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