She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I have post one night stand depression
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