bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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