R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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