He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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