i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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