There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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