Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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