im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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