Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just found puke in my bra..
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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