so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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