It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Never joke about your clitoris.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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