ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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