My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
you win again, gameday.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
