either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
