I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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