I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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