So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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