you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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