i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.