I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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