Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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