Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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