Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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