Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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