i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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